Love of my Life

You have to move on quickly and find a new love - you can usually meet women round garden centres and compliment them on their plants and ask if you trim their bush

If you are male have daily hard wanking sessions and build up your stamina and positivity, then to begin with try and meet slightly older women than you who will be overjoyed you are flirting with them and you will be in their knickers in no time. If you are female get your your vagina moist and wet regularly, flash some keg when out and it’s amazing how many guys will notice you in Tesco - then take you pick and get them in the back of the car to let them pleasure you