did or ...

I had a roommate when I was in college, we was always drinking and pulling gags on each other, he had really got me a week before and I had planned on getting him back 3 fold. He really liked to drink him self stupid and we were having a party and toward the end of the party there was only me and my roommate and a couple of other guys left there, so I got them to help me with my payback gag. my roommate was passed out on the couch with his head hanging off the edge of the couch, he was a really loud snorer and always slept with his mouth wide open, we went into the kitchen and got some eggs out of the frige, I seperated the whites from the yolks and i beat the whites just a little and warmed them in the microwave. I went into the living room, took the warm eggwhites and dripped it all over his beard and chin and we all pulled our dicks out.. We shook him and he woke up startled and seen our dicks in our hands and felt the warm egg whites on his face and you guessed it, he still is wondering did I or did not I. We had a real good laugh at his expense, we never told him that they were eggs though!

2012-12-16